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Christmas is magical—especially the part where the batteries vanish. - GIF

Download animated GIF Christmas is magical—especially the part where the batteries vanish. - Image

Christmas is magical—especially the part where the batteries vanish. - Image

Funny sarcastic Christmas quotes share funny sarcastic Christmas quotes for holiday laughs with a dry, relatable edge.

A sarcastic Christmas quotes card

Funny sarcastic Christmas quotes say what everyone is thinking during the holiday rush, but with better timing. This one is dry, relatable, and easy to send; add a holiday laugh with sound, spicy Christmas card humor, or grown-up Christmas laughs.

Whisking You a Merry Christmas! · Merry Christmas! · We Fish You a Merry Christmas! · Merry Christmas! · Merry Christmas, y'all!

Baking Spirits Bright! · Merry Christmas! · Single Bells! · Naughty or Nice? Who Cares? · Merry Christmas. That’s All.