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Funny xmas cards are for everyone tired of stiff snowflakes and corporate cheer. Pick a punchline, drop a name on it, and send. People reply to jokes way faster than to fa-la-la. Need more? Try a Santa holiday ecard, a VIP xmas greeting or a foodie Christmas card.