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Happy holidays! Current status: powered by cocoa and questionable gift tape. - GIF

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Happy holidays! Current status: powered by cocoa and questionable gift tape. - Image

Happy holidays! Current status: powered by cocoa and questionable gift tape. share a holiday meme with cocoa-fueled humor and messy gift-wrap energy.

A holiday meme card for a quick laugh

A holiday meme is the easiest way to send a laugh when the season gets hectic. Keep the fun going with a funny Merry Christmas GIF with sound, cheeky dirty Christmas cards, or funny adult Christmas cards.

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Merry Christmas! May your cookies stay soft and your lights untangled.

Fa la la, bills.

Congratulations, you're a VIP on Santa's list! Your gifts have been granted...

Cheers to Christmas: fewer obligations, bigger pours.

Wishing you a Christmas so cozy even the penguin refuses to leave.

Deck the halls and lower your expectations.

Nothing says Christmas magic like one more password reset.

Wishing you peace, joy, and batteries included.

Have yourself a cheeky little Christmas.

Have a holly jolly Christmas, and may the tree stay upright this year.

Have a noisy little Christmas.

Christmas mode: sparkly chaos.

All is calm, all is bright, none of it is my responsibility.

Christmas calories are just holiday sparkle in disguise.

Merry Christmas! May your cookies be plentiful and your wrapping look...

Silent night? Not after the eggnog.

And while everyone else is on vacation, guess who's back to work, huh? So,...

Xmas tip: act festive, dodge the drama.

Ho ho nope. I wrapped my patience last year.

Christmas cheer loading... please bribe with cookies.

Xmas calories do not count. Science said so.

Happy holidays! May the leftovers outlast the small talk.