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An inappropriate Merry Christmas card

Inappropriate Merry Christmas funny messages work when the audience loves sparkle, sass, and questionable choices. Send it to the right friend, then add a holiday laugh with sound, spicy Christmas card humor, or grown-up Christmas laughs.

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Merry Christmas!
Deck the balls!
Naughty list? Sounds exclusive. Enjoy Christmas.
Merry Xmas!
May your Christmas be calm, cozy, and fully stocked.
Dear Santa, I can explain.
Laughing All the Way!
Cheers to Christmas!
Christmas wrapping: where silent night goes to scream.
Congratulations, you're a VIP on Santa's list! Your gifts have been granted...
Jingle my bells.
Naughty or Nice?
Have a noisy little Christmas.
Hope your Christmas is less tangled than these lights.
What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
Meowy Christmas!
May your Christmas be merry, bright, and slightly over-caffeinated.
Dear Santa, I was framed.
May your Christmas sparkle brighter than your last-minute excuses.
Dear Santa, I’ve been good-ish.
Resting Grinch face.

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