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Festive cheer, because screaming into tinsel is frowned upon. offensive christmas cards for people who'd rather joke than smile politely

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Offensive christmas cards work best when everyone in the chat is in on the joke and no one is trying to be the bigger person. Add a name, send to your people, screenshot the reply. Round it out with a Santa holiday ecard, a VIP Christmas card or a foodie Christmas ecard.

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Xmas calories do not count. Science said so.

May your Christmas be calm, cozy, and fully stocked.

Have a noisy little Christmas.

Wishing you peace, joy, and batteries included.

Happy holidays! May the leftovers outlast the small talk.

Nothing says Christmas magic like one more password reset.

Naughty list? I call it festive networking.

Have yourself a cheeky little Christmas.

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Silent night? Not after the eggnog.

Wishing you a Christmas so cozy even the penguin refuses to leave.

Fa la la, bills.

Congratulations, you're a VIP on Santa's list! Your gifts have been granted...

Have a holly jolly Christmas, and may the tree stay upright this year.

Christmas cheer loading... please bribe with cookies.

All is calm, all is bright, none of it is my responsibility.

Merry Christmas! May your cookies stay soft and your lights untangled.

Happy holidays! Current status: powered by cocoa and questionable gift tape.

Christmas calories are just holiday sparkle in disguise.

Merry Christmas! May your cookies be plentiful and your wrapping look...

Ho ho nope. I wrapped my patience last year.

Xmas tip: act festive, dodge the drama.