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May your new year be 80% joy and only 20% mysterious charges. - GIF

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May your new year be 80% joy and only 20% mysterious charges. - Image

May your new year be 80% joy and only 20% mysterious charges. a funny New Year wish quote for joy, chaos, and mystery charges

Funny New Year wish quotes card

Use funny New Year wish quotes when you want a greeting that feels clever, not formal. Pair it with lighthearted cards for friends, wishes that land with a laugh, or a moving New Year joke.

Warm wishes for a wonderful New Year! · Should auld acquaintance be forgot... Happy New Year! · Nuts about the new year! · Happy New Year from all of us! · Well, that was fun — Happy New Year!

Slow and steady into the new year! · Wishing you a bright and happy New Year! · New year, same chaos, better snacks. · Cheers to 2026 and to pretending this is our organized era. · Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than the leftovers.