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May your new year be 80% joy and only 20% mysterious charges. a funny New Year wish quote for joy, chaos, and mystery charges

Funny New Year wish quotes card

Use funny New Year wish quotes when you want a greeting that feels clever, not formal. Pair it with lighthearted cards for friends, wishes that land with a laugh, or a moving New Year joke.

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This year, the vision board is mostly pajamas.
Happy New Year 2021!
Happy New Year's Eve!
Happy New Year!
May the new year sparkle brighter than my decision-making.
New Year gets the confetti first—birthday cake can wait.
New year forecast: scattered glitter with a chance of snacks.
The new year is bringing lots of wonderful surprises! and guess what? They're...
New year, same me—just with cleaner confetti.
Happy New Year! Woof!
Happy New Year!
My resolutions already seem suspicious.
May your year be less weird than your search history.
Looping into the new year with one brave brain cell.
Have a Ball This New Year!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year 2021!
For the New Year, I got you a fresh start. No receipt, no returns.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
New year: another lap around the sun, still no manual.
Happy New Year! What is the end of every year? The letter R.
Cheers to fresh starts and the same old snooze button.

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