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Download image Sis, happy birthday — you glorious pain in the butt. a cheeky, rude birthday card to roast your sister with love
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Cheers to your birthday, Sis, and to all the memories still waiting for us. · Happy Birthday, little sis! You may be grown, but I am keeping the embarrassing stories. · For my sister on her birthday: loved more than you know. · Happy Birthday, Sister! You are older, wiser, and still not the boss of me. · Wishing my wonderful sister a birthday filled with joy from start to finish.
Happy Birthday, Sis! May your day pop with color and good news. · Sister, you are not aging. You are just collecting bonus levels. · For the sister I am lucky to love: have the happiest birthday. · A sister is a forever gift. Today, I hope your birthday gives back every bit of joy you bring. · Happy Birthday, big sis! Thanks for teaching me everything, especially what not to try.