If this year gets weird, we’re calling it plot development. a funny Happy New Year message for plot twists and shared chaos
Funny Happy New Year message card
New year, same me—just with cleaner confetti. · The year reset, but my snacks did not. Cheers! · This year, the vision board is mostly pajamas. · Entering the new year like a buffering disco ball. · May your new year be 80% joy and only 20% mysterious charges.
New year: another lap around the sun, still no manual. · May your resolutions last longer than the dip. · Fresh year, fresh chaos. Love that for us. · New Year gets the confetti first—birthday cake can wait. · This New Year, let’s make pour decisions—sparkling cider edition.



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