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January 1: when the gym gets crowded and the couch gets nervous. - GIF

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January 1: when the gym gets crowded and the couch gets nervous. - Image

January 1: when the gym gets crowded and the couch gets nervous. a funny New Year joke for resolution season and couch loyalty

Funny New Year jokes card

Funny New Year jokes are perfect when resolutions need a reality check. Keep laughing with a meme for New Year mood, quick cards for friends, or wishes that joke about January.

Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than the leftovers. · Happy New Year! Same cake-level excitement, fewer candles. · New year, new calendar, same questionable decisions. · New year, same chaos. At least the calendar is fresh. · New year, new me? Let’s not get carried away.

New year, same chaos. Cheers! · Happy New Year! Bring on the chaos, but make it sparkly. · Cheers to fresh starts and the same old snooze button. · New year, same Wi-Fi password, slightly bigger dreams. · New year, same me—just with cleaner confetti.