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All is calm, all is bright, none of it is my responsibility. funny rude christmas cards for people opting out of holiday duties

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Funny rude christmas cards work when the truth is funnier than the carol. All calm, all bright, none of it your problem — finally a holiday message that respects your boundaries. Add a name, send, and stack it with a Santa holiday ecard, a VIP Christmas card or a foodie Christmas ecard.

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Xmas calories do not count. Science said so.

May your Christmas be calm, cozy, and fully stocked.

Have a noisy little Christmas.

Wishing you peace, joy, and batteries included.

Happy holidays! May the leftovers outlast the small talk.

Nothing says Christmas magic like one more password reset.

Naughty list? I call it festive networking.

Have yourself a cheeky little Christmas.

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Silent night? Not after the eggnog.

Wishing you a Christmas so cozy even the penguin refuses to leave.

Fa la la, bills.

Congratulations, you're a VIP on Santa's list! Your gifts have been granted...

Have a holly jolly Christmas, and may the tree stay upright this year.

Festive cheer, because screaming into tinsel is frowned upon.

Christmas cheer loading... please bribe with cookies.

Merry Christmas! May your cookies stay soft and your lights untangled.

Happy holidays! Current status: powered by cocoa and questionable gift tape.

Christmas calories are just holiday sparkle in disguise.

Merry Christmas! May your cookies be plentiful and your wrapping look...

Ho ho nope. I wrapped my patience last year.

Xmas tip: act festive, dodge the drama.