Merry Christmas, Gorgeous! choose dirty christmas cards for her when you want a bold festive laugh.
A card for a cheeky Christmas
May your Christmas be calm, cozy, and fully stocked. · Festive cheer, because screaming into tinsel is frowned upon. · Ho ho nope. I wrapped my patience last year. · Fa la la, bills. · Happy holidays! May the leftovers outlast the small talk.
All is calm, all is bright, none of it is my responsibility. · Nothing says Christmas magic like one more password reset. · Have yourself a cheeky little Christmas. · Merry Christmas! May your cookies be plentiful and your wrapping look intentional. · Have a holly jolly Christmas, and may the tree stay upright this year.



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