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Deck the halls and lower your expectations. rude christmas cards for people who roll their eyes at forced cheer

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Rude christmas cards are for the friends who'd rather laugh than lie about loving the in-laws. Drop the fake sparkle, send something honest and a little savage, and watch the group chat light up. Mix it with a cheeky Santa ecard, a VIP Christmas greeting or a foodie holiday card.

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Xmas calories do not count. Science said so.

May your Christmas be calm, cozy, and fully stocked.

Have a noisy little Christmas.

Wishing you peace, joy, and batteries included.

Happy holidays! May the leftovers outlast the small talk.

Nothing says Christmas magic like one more password reset.

Naughty list? I call it festive networking.

Have yourself a cheeky little Christmas.

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Silent night? Not after the eggnog.

Wishing you a Christmas so cozy even the penguin refuses to leave.

Fa la la, bills.

Congratulations, you're a VIP on Santa's list! Your gifts have been granted...

Have a holly jolly Christmas, and may the tree stay upright this year.

Festive cheer, because screaming into tinsel is frowned upon.

Christmas cheer loading... please bribe with cookies.

All is calm, all is bright, none of it is my responsibility.

Merry Christmas! May your cookies stay soft and your lights untangled.

Happy holidays! Current status: powered by cocoa and questionable gift tape.

Christmas calories are just holiday sparkle in disguise.

Merry Christmas! May your cookies be plentiful and your wrapping look...

Ho ho nope. I wrapped my patience last year.