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Ho ho nope. I wrapped my patience last year. rude funny christmas cards for people fully out of holiday patience

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Rude funny christmas cards land when your patience is fully unwrapped and the smile feels like work. Pick a sharp line, add a name, send it to the friend who already gets it. Keep going with a Santa holiday ecard, a VIP Christmas card or a foodie Christmas ecard.

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