Merry Christmas! find sacrilegious Christmas cards with bold, irreverent holiday humor.
Sacrilegious Christmas card
Have a holly jolly Christmas, and may the tree stay upright this year. · Christmas calories are just holiday sparkle in disguise. · Wishing you a Christmas so cozy even the penguin refuses to leave. · Happy holidays! Current status: powered by cocoa and questionable gift tape. · The sleigh has notes. Christmas is officially ridiculous.
Christmas calories don't count if eaten near the tree. · New Christmas plan: decorate first, explain the mess later. · Hope your Christmas is less tangled than these lights. · May your Christmas sparkle brighter than your last-minute excuses. · Wishing you wit, wonder, and only one rogue pine needle.



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