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Merry Christmas—Here’s to New Beginnings! send divorce christmas cards that celebrate a fresh start with humor.

A card for a fresh start

Divorce christmas cards give you a witty way to acknowledge a new chapter during the holidays. For more irreverent seasonal messages, see cheeky Christmas cards, laugh-out-loud holiday cards, and naughty seasonal one-liners.

Merry Christmas! May your cookies stay soft and your lights untangled. · Deck the halls and lower your expectations. · Christmas cheer loading... please bribe with cookies. · Jingle all the way? In this economy? · Xmas calories do not count. Science said so.

Christmas mode: sparkly chaos. · Wishing you peace, joy, and batteries included. · Silent night? Not after the eggnog. · Xmas tip: act festive, dodge the drama. · Have a noisy little Christmas.

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