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Download image Merry Christmas! find fart christmas cards for silly seasonal humor and big holiday laughs.
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Fart christmas cards are made for friends and family who enjoy goofy seasonal humor. Find even more offbeat holiday laughs with cheeky Christmas greetings, funny holiday cards, and naughty Christmas one-liners.
Christmas calories are just holiday sparkle in disguise. · Wishing you a Christmas so cozy even the penguin refuses to leave. · Happy holidays! Current status: powered by cocoa and questionable gift tape. · The sleigh has notes. Christmas is officially ridiculous. · Christmas calories don't count if eaten near the tree.
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New Christmas plan: decorate first, explain the mess later. · Hope your Christmas is less tangled than these lights. · May your Christmas sparkle brighter than your last-minute excuses. · Wishing you wit, wonder, and only one rogue pine needle. · Are you Christmas lights? Because you make the whole season glow.