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Rude Christmas card ideas
Christmas mode: sparkly chaos. · Wishing you peace, joy, and batteries included. · Silent night? Not after the eggnog. · Xmas tip: act festive, dodge the drama. · Have a noisy little Christmas.
Naughty list? I call it festive networking. · Cheers to Christmas: fewer obligations, bigger pours. · May your Christmas be calm, cozy, and fully stocked. · Festive cheer, because screaming into tinsel is frowned upon. · Ho ho nope. I wrapped my patience last year.



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